Friday, April 11, 2008
He did a bad bad thing...
So, I went downtown tonight with some friends. I ended up meeting an amazingly beautiful 30 year old named Heather. We made out like high schoolers. Obviously I am not the most monogomous man on the planet it seems. Come to find out she is married, but it seems very unhappy. My head says no, but my other head says fuck yeah! Not really asking for advice here, just hoping I avoid doing something really stupid. But as someone once said....the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. If you saw this woman's flesh, you would totally understand why I am weak.
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This post is totally useless without pictures....
Haha, sadly I have no camera phone. But I decided to leave her alone, much simpler that way.
So...have any big plans for the weekend? Was toying with the idea of making a trip there.
No plans yet, is your phone working? Give me a call.
I'm glad you said you decided to leave her alone. I had a semi-briend encounter with a married woman once. Awful. Relationships that start off in deceit, end in deceit.
This reminded me of something, is saying "no comment" oxymoronic?
One afternoon I was waiting for Donna to pick me up after work. I was sitting there reading and this sexy latina sits at a table near me, strikes up a conversation.
I've never been able to tell when a woman is flirting with me but I was able to tell on this day. Obviously, I wasn't going to acknowledge it and this was not something I wanted to encourage but neither was I going to say, "PISS OFF!"
So I answered her questions, scratched my face with my ring finger, and mentioned my wife a couple times. She did not let up. Thankfully, Donna arrived and I had an out. "gotta run, nice to meet ya."
I told Donna about it because I tell her things. She thought it was funny and later that week observed the sexy latina checking me out as I walked to the car. Since that day, I don't hang out there after work. I stand around in the parking lot when waiting.
Chase, that sexy Latino was really me in disguise.
And for the record, "no comment" is only oxymoronic if you follow it up with an actual comment.
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